the other day, a private no. called
(yu know who yu are)
and started off with..

"why yu dont wanna contact me alr!?"

first thing that came to my mind was..

"huh? which siao eh is this"

but, i didnt say it out of course.
if not i'd be in deep shyt. lol
then, after arguing for awhile
she then asked..

"yu know who i am or not?"

duh -.- if i dont,
would i even talk to yu for so long!?

then that she was like

"i'm bored. why yu never blog one?"

and i replied

"i did la. my last post was 2 days ago."

and, she said

"two days ago means outdated alr what! blog lei"

so i'm supposed to blog everyday?
that'll be.. kinda.. weird.

anyway let me introduce a song to yu.
i think its pretty funny.

its white and nerdy by "Weird Al" Yankovic

its a.. should i say cover?
no. its ANOTHER version of ridin'
haha its quite funny.

and, i just dl-ed a remix of "London Bridge"
its like a 50cents feat Fergie.
playful lyrics

it goes like..
"Yu know everytime yu come around
yur london london bridge is going down (yo!)
(my london london london wanna go down like)
i'm coming coming coming"

have i mentioned
babies are cute, but their actually demons.
demons in disguise that is.

my nephew is..

A TOTAL DISASTER.

he's 4, a total attention seeker
a cry baby, a hell of a noise polluter
god damn LOUD, and of course, cute.

but he's very mischevious
and he asks questions i seriously dont know
where to dig the answer from.

and i dont know if he was high on ecstacy
or he's THAT hyper.

he can actually walk into the wall.
continuously.
and after getting a big bump,
he'll cry so loudly he'd wake my 14mths old niece.

which, i had a hard time with from
making her sleep.

so picture this.
me, one hand carrying my niece.
the other, holding that 4 year old boy.
and dinner?
i had to cook. and that boy still can pick on this and that.

"jie, this one salty la!
why yu never add sugar?
i like sweet sweet one!
and this eggs, why yu add that black black sauce??
i want to put milo!"

he wanted sugar in his vegetable,
sugar in his porridge,
sugar on his pork,
and milo powder on his eggs.

and when i slightly divert my attention
to his younger sis..
he tugs my pants attempting to pull it down.
when i stare at him and tell him,
"cannot like that. must feed yur mei mei"

he CRIES.
i think he actually cried for more than
TEN TIMES THAT DAY LA!

see. demon in disguise.
i had to run to the toilet to seek refugee.
then i called sher to complain.
omg.. i think her niece should make friends with
my nephew.

they'll make good friends! lol.

then, we watched tv.
while watching the news on some murder
i think it was the mongolian model murder case
he asked me this

him: "eh! why she die?"

me: "erm.. she got murdered?"

him: "what is murdered? but why murdered will die?"

me: "er. murdered means someone killed her, and she died because of it. when someone murders yu, yu die."

him: "orhhhh!! then if i murder yu, yu die also la?"

me: "ah, ya ya. i will die."

him: "then how to murder? murder means die la?"

me: "erm. yu kill that person? make their heart stop beating? until they no breath? no, murder means yu killed someone. but that someone will die."

him: "ya la! so murder means die la!!"

me: "er.. ya ya. anything yu say."

so, when my cousins came back at 11.40+pm..
i was sorta quarrelling with my cousin for leaving me alone with two kids.
then i said "aiya go and die la hahahaha"

and that fellow ran out and said..

"ORH!! daddy yu murder alr!! jie jie ask yu to go murder! so yu die alr. why yu still standing? must lie down what! cannot breath! hahahahaha *laugh like as though he's damn proud cause he got sth right*"

my cousin just stared at me in confusion.
then i just told him..

"aiya long story. yur son is born TALENTED man. -.-"

and he laughed.

so when i FINALLY got to leave..
that boy cried. AGAIN.

okay i was touched initially.
cause i thought he didnt bear to see me leave.
end up, it was cause he wanted me to read
him a story to bed.

it took me 30 mins. -.-
he kept asking
"why must this? why must that? why eat this? why will die? what is pass away?"
GRRRR..

so i left their place at 12.... 30?
and went online after i got home.
i was DEAD BEAT.

and this afternoon i received a call.
my cousin said..

"yur nephew want to go over and visit yu lei.
he say he miss yu. wanna play with yu. how?"

i was like "can i say no?"

but they didnt come in the end.
my mum's on a cruise.
so, being the good girl, i accompanied my dad
for the whole weekend.
but he had sth on today, so i had to go with him.

that explains why that lil devil couldnt come.
according to my cousin, he cried.. again.

hmm.

okay. bye bye!

oh. did i mention?
i've been dreaming bout two people.
twice. in two consecutive days.